My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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