So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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