oh god the rape fog is back!
Too much gin, very little bucket
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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