escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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