my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
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Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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