I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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