i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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