their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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