i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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