David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
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Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
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Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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