whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
this will be a night to untag.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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