I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Nicole vs. Life
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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