Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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