yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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