I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
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