he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
i think im in europe. pls send help
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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