It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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