I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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