Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
The struggles of a small town man whore
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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