She announced her abortion via fbk
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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