You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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