If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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