was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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