look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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