i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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