Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i may or may not be watching the land before time
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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