it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
People in love make me want to vomit
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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