You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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