check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
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my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.