i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.