No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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