Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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