So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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