Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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