you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
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His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
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