You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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