I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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