So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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