high people should be assigned attendants
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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