omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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