You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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