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(803): View more from South Carolina

I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy

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(515): View more from Iowa

If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend

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(314): View more from Missouri

I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then

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(330): View more from Ohio

what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car

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(406): View more from Montana

My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered

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(862): View more from New Jersey

I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?

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(314): View more from Missouri

He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.

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(727): View more from Florida

He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.

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