Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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