if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Randomize
