I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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