I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I can't turn off my feet"
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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