marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Who did Billy Mays play for?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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