But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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