All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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