Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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