How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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