i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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