More tranny stories later!
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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