So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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