Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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