Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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