i don't like sucking hair
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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